From the album On The Inside

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Lyrics

The history channel tells us how we’re all gonna die
Nostradamus called it based upon the stars in the sky
Famines, Floods and rivers of blood are all coming soon
Maybe we can start a colony on the moon

But it’s a self defeating prophecy
Talking ‘bout how bad it’s gonna be
We could change our foreign policy
Or are we all just inevitably screwed?

And if we wake up and it’s Armageddon
I got a cabin in the woods
Got a garden and a gun
And a stock of canned goods
Dress warm if you wanna go
Cause the nuclear winter might bring snow
These are my tips to survive the Apocalypse

You can plant the garden, I’ll hunt all day
We’ll bring lots of books to pass the time away
We’ll watch mushroom clouds over a red sunset
The life we once had we’ll soon forget

And it’s a self fulfilling prophecy
To start a new race from just you and me
And they’ll be no one child policy
So the population will be renewed

So if we wake up and it’s Armageddon
I’ve got a cabin in the woods
Got a garden and a gun
And a stock of canned goods
Dress warm if you wanna go
Cause the nuclear winter might bring snow
So once you come to grips
You just need one tip
Stick with me to survive the apocalypse